Top 10 Reasons to be a Distance Swimmer!
10. More swim for my money
9. During my race I have more time to sing to my self
8. Distance swimmers can count higher
7. Lap counters kneel down for me
6. Plenty of time to go to the bathroom before my heat
5. I can name all the swimmers who compete in my event
4. People cheer for me longer
3. I can still win after a cannonball start
2. I’ll have the best chance of survival if my ship sinks
And the #1 reason to be a distance swimmer...
1. I’ve got GUTS!
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